{"id":3914,"date":"2019-08-03T23:13:04","date_gmt":"2019-08-03T23:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bullymix.com\/store\/this-is-not-happening-to-you\/"},"modified":"2019-08-03T23:13:04","modified_gmt":"2019-08-03T23:13:04","slug":"this-is-not-happening-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bullymix.com\/store\/this-is-not-happening-to-you\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Not Happening to You"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/This-Not-Happening-You-Tomlinson\/dp\/1941058728?SubscriptionId=AKIAIM7UEMVTTSOZYGUA&#038;tag=totalmanipula-20&#038;linkCode=xm2&#038;camp=2025&#038;creative=165953&#038;creativeASIN=1941058728\" rel=\"nofollow\">This Is Not Happening to You<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/This-Not-Happening-You-Tomlinson\/dp\/1941058728?SubscriptionId=AKIAIM7UEMVTTSOZYGUA&#038;tag=totalmanipula-20&#038;linkCode=xm2&#038;camp=2025&#038;creative=165953&#038;creativeASIN=1941058728\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bullymix.com\/store\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/b7bf5_dog_restraint_41ArD2HM0XL.jpg\" width=\"100%\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In these stories\u2014which move from the playing fields of suburban elementary schools and the shark cages of a marine lab on Bimini, to Shanghai and Paris and New Orleans\u2014sixth grade girls pursue an anatomy lesson, a struggling actor can\u2019t shake the haunts of a mysterious poem, a plummeting alcoholic does battle with a rat, an English poet explains the distinction between \u201cwanker\u201d and \u201ctosser\u201d . . . and nobody gets where they\u2019re going. 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