{"id":3354,"date":"2018-08-26T23:11:38","date_gmt":"2018-08-26T23:11:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bullymix.com\/store\/if-my-dogs-were-a-pair-of-middle-aged-men\/"},"modified":"2018-08-26T23:11:38","modified_gmt":"2018-08-26T23:11:38","slug":"if-my-dogs-were-a-pair-of-middle-aged-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bullymix.com\/store\/if-my-dogs-were-a-pair-of-middle-aged-men\/","title":{"rendered":"If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Dogs-Were-Pair-Middle-Aged-Men\/dp\/1449433529?SubscriptionId=AKIAIM7UEMVTTSOZYGUA&#038;tag=totalmanipula-20&#038;linkCode=xm2&#038;camp=2025&#038;creative=165953&#038;creativeASIN=1449433529\" rel=\"nofollow\">If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Dogs-Were-Pair-Middle-Aged-Men\/dp\/1449433529?SubscriptionId=AKIAIM7UEMVTTSOZYGUA&#038;tag=totalmanipula-20&#038;linkCode=xm2&#038;camp=2025&#038;creative=165953&#038;creativeASIN=1449433529\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bullymix.com\/store\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/c0e90_dog_chews_51Y9Xu9PcqL.jpg\" width=\"100%\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From the Eisner Award-winning creator of <I>The Oatmeal<\/I> and <B>#1 <I>New York Times<\/I> bestselling author<\/B> of <I>How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You<\/I>\u00a0comes this charmingly absurd gift book about man\u2019s best friend.<BR><BR>In <I>If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men<\/I>, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. 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